In order of coolness
Cancelling this account for saying that motorcycles are cooker than bikes and bulldozers are cooler than boats. Fired!
Bulldozer is being used as a catch all for all construction equipment
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
Busses are always law abiding citizens
They should run a Rocky Horror Show Train where they have a car that has a rotating cast of actors performing the Rocky Horror Show every day
I might be spreading misinformation, I forgot the trains operating system, but honestly the trains are either windows 95 or Linux and either way it’s fun. I know some German trains use Linux at the very least
Am I a niche internet micro celebrity now??
I wonder if shrimp dream of public transportation or if that is a purely human thing
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
What is our opinion on the lady on the Ticket to ride box
Her
