Anonymous asked:
Road work ahead? Uh, not in the Midwest it doesn't
I love you Michigan potholes <3
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Anonymous asked:
Amtrak I have to get my drivers license soon can I have a word of encouragement so I just get it and then always take the train
You might need it so you can drive to the train station
Rivers are like a compass, if you know where you are in relation to the river, you know vaguely what way is north
List of people getting free train tickets today:
- Black Drag performers
- Starving artists in a bohemian type of neighborhood
- Trans women who have written a musical
- 17 year old suburban kids who want to escape and get to college as soon as possible
- Old Jewish Women from New Jersey
- Guys who did warrior cats role play in elementary when they were little girls
- People who paint political murals in Chicago
- People who still have a pet rock and take care of said pet rock
- Local bookshop owners and employees
- The most controversial person in the Midwestern pride parade
- People who work at the Minnesota Renn Faire
- People who pet the Bodega Cat
- And Arborists who enjoy Sycamore Trees
Have you seen the majestic Acela Express?
Now you have!! (:
If Tumblr is making bad business decisions let me try my hand at some,
FROM NOW ON ALL TRAINS WILL BE FILLED WITH HORNETS
But, if you pay us 5.83 a month, we’ll put you in a special train car without any hornets
You wouldn’t critically analyze the media you consume and think deeply about it’s themes and what it is trying to tell you
✓ Autism
✓ ADHD
✓ Anxiety
✓ Homosexuality
? Transgender
✓ knowledgeable on trains
I will never not bring up the fact that current mayor of New York, Eric Adam’s believes that he was sent by God to be mayor and therefore has the divine right of king Mayor
Because like why would I not talk about that, it’s horrifying and hilarious
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- Tumblrina (2021-)
- Unprofessional Poster (2022-)
- Train fan (20??-)
- Gay Man ([Redacted]-)
I made a thing
