I feel like whenever someone puts a banner on their posts telling you to read their Caard before interacting, they always have incredibly weird and concerning things in the DNI section of that Caard
Catrak
muggedmoth asked:
amtrak will u accept my hand in marriage
No, your tie is ugly, good bye
Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
In order of coolness
It’s Midnight, start banging pots to wake up your downstairs neighbor
Fun Fact, more men should have medium to long hair
Pedestrian shouldn’t be an insult, it should be a word of loving affection, if something is so normal and ingrained in our lives that it’s comparable to Pedestrians, It must be beautiful and wonderful
Busses are always law abiding citizens
Would this:
“Hi, I’m [Redacted] and I am here to talk about trains and urban design, as you can possibly tell I’m autistic as sin”
be a good introduction?
If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anybody, but there would be signs
