I try to seduce a New Yorker but he mistakes my genuine passion and desire for improvement in the world for a threat and throws me out the window of his 59th floor apartment
Also he thought I was a time traveler because I came directly to New York from a Ren Faire and the New Yorker believes that time travel was unholy as if the timeline were to be interrupted the Chrysler Building could no longer exist and he would be sent falling to his doom as the timeline warped around him
Have you seen the majestic Acela Express?
Now you have!! (:
They should run a Rocky Horror Show Train where they have a car that has a rotating cast of actors performing the Rocky Horror Show every day
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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I have such wonderful ideas for posts that the Tumblr App prevents me from accomplishing
If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anybody, but there would be signs
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
I will never not bring up the fact that current mayor of New York, Eric Adam’s believes that he was sent by God to be mayor and therefore has the divine right of king Mayor
Because like why would I not talk about that, it’s horrifying and hilarious
