Political Assassinations are passe, I want to see people assassinating the HOA president instead, assuming violence is necessary
Violence may not be needed as I think a man could give him head for a bit and he would be convinced to step down from the HOA
This is all of course part of my sinister plan to take over the HOA and ban lawn mowing
mandate clover or native grass lawns and watch your neighbors squirm
We shall torture the American Suburbanite dad’s of the neighborhood
I wonder if shrimp dream of public transportation or if that is a purely human thing
Rivers are like a compass, if you know where you are in relation to the river, you know vaguely what way is north
non-abelian-girl asked:
whats the deal with the auto train? why is it so popular? it seems like such an odd service to provide, like why do many people want to bring a car on a train?
The Auto Train is different from the rest of the amtrak service because it came from a private company that went out of business in the 80s, as for why it’s popular? My theory is snowbirds
In order of coolness
Sun hats are the most important part of a functional democracy, they keep the Sun out of your eyes, look cute, and let birds and insects land on the brim of a hat
When I get a laptop here will be my order of things I need to do
Anonymous asked:
Is AMTRAK rally for lovers?
(kimmy schmidt refrence)
Name one other transit company that allows Lesbian sex
Anonymous asked:
Amtrak I have to get my drivers license soon can I have a word of encouragement so I just get it and then always take the train
You might need it so you can drive to the train station
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
tilltheyhiggonmyboson asked:
Seasonal Island
