Fire Safety codes are overrated, I should be able to put 17 wood burning ovens in a room with no air-conditioning or chimneys
No, I don’t want to play the sims, I want to do this in real life
muggedmoth asked:
amtrak will u accept my hand in marriage
No, your tie is ugly, good bye
Anonymous asked:
I just wanted to tell you that an amtrak line passes through my stepmom's home town which is little more than a wide spot in the road and it's like the most notable thing there
There's no moral here just thought you should know
We pass through many a forgotten small town
We should release 5 Bisexual messes onto an empty train apart from the crew and see what would happen
Scariest Public Transit Systems
Which of these would you read
gay soap opera
magical Realism exploration of the nature of humanity
combination of the two
See ResultsGot a few songs downloaded tonight
I have a bunch of songs I still need to download but this is must be preserved
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
Resume
Anonymous asked:
you seem like a cocky, pretentious asshole
I am pretentious and can be an asshole, but I don’t find myself very cocky
