muggedmoth asked:
amtrak will u accept my hand in marriage
amtrak-official answered:
No, your tie is ugly, good bye
Amtrak knows what's up (never accept dandelions with a marriage proposal, they're just weeds)
Dandelions are not just weeds, because weeds are not even real!
Fire Safety codes are overrated, I should be able to put 17 wood burning ovens in a room with no air-conditioning or chimneys
Scariest Public Transit Systems
We should release 5 Bisexual messes onto an empty train apart from the crew and see what would happen
Anonymous asked:
I just wanted to tell you that an amtrak line passes through my stepmom's home town which is little more than a wide spot in the road and it's like the most notable thing there
There's no moral here just thought you should know
We pass through many a forgotten small town
Wow, it finally happened
Wooo!!!
I have decided that my follower count reaching 40,000 is directly tied to Biden dropping out of the race
Diversity Win: that asshole on the internet is also gay
Which of these would you read
gay soap opera
magical Realism exploration of the nature of humanity
combination of the two
See ResultsI feel like whenever someone puts a banner on their posts telling you to read their Caard before interacting, they always have incredibly weird and concerning things in the DNI section of that Caard
Do not trust me on this
This is irrelevant but my brother gave me a star of David necklace which is cool but we aren’t Jewish, what am I supposed to do with it
