muggedmoth
asked:

amtrak will u accept my hand in marriage

amtrak-official
answered:

No, your tie is ugly, good bye

thatluckyboi

Amtrak knows what's up (never accept dandelions with a marriage proposal, they're just weeds)

amtrak-official

Dandelions are not just weeds, because weeds are not even real!

Source: amtrak-official