And even if they get on the train, they can't harm me, my blood is full of iron

And Faeries are bound to follow deals so I could just make a deal to give them my first born son to them in exchange for them not harming me, but I am gay so I would have to adopt anyways so the child wouldn't be born to me and therefore the fae couldn't take them from me and I can't get harmed by faeries and taking a child would harm me so they can't do that so basically I know the exact way to avoid being hurt by faeries

The fae rn: >:/