You know what really ruins my day
Being directly hit by a Freight Train going just fast enough to kill me instantly
If you want to summon me, you need to throw someone’s homophobic uncle off a bridge and onto railroad tracks where he will be devoured by the tracks
Anonymous asked:
Your account was in my nightmare for some reason. You kept getting sent asks of people put in house wallpapers to varying degrees of spookiness.
But the scariest part is that you kept replying with "r/196" to them, which even after checking the subreddit I have no clue what that's supposed to mean.
I wouldn’t do that, telling people to go to reddit is cruel
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
They should run a Rocky Horror Show Train where they have a car that has a rotating cast of actors performing the Rocky Horror Show every day
ashhole0-0 asked:
i feel like this is a blog run by a highschooler not actual amtrack. i dont know why i feel this way i just have a hunch
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
They just don’t have elaborate murders on the train anymore, it’s fucking tragic
You know, we all have an impact on this world, no matter how small
Busses are always law abiding citizens
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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