Amtrak, everyone's favorite underfunded government run train company.
Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Trademark Office and The Amtrak corporation.
Beatles Hate Blog,
70s music fan,
Use He/They for us
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
Lesbians
Theatre
Murder
Journalistic Malpractice
Revolutionary Sentiment
Trains
Subways
New York
Architecture
Arson
Creative Burnout
Pastiche
Shakespeare
The physical manifestation of death
Drag
24/7 Diners
Transgenderism
Desecration of burial grounds
References to Oscar Wilde
A shitty Quebecois
And, a cozy cafe
They just don’t have elaborate murders on the train anymore, it’s fucking tragic
Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
Anonymous asked:
you seem like a cocky, pretentious asshole
I am pretentious and can be an asshole, but I don’t find myself very cocky