Imagine if a board game was incredibly boring
ah, so monopoly
That was actually the joke for this post
ashhole0-0 asked:
i feel like this is a blog run by a highschooler not actual amtrack. i dont know why i feel this way i just have a hunch
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- Tumblrina (2021-)
- Unprofessional Poster (2022-)
- Train fan (20??-)
- Gay Man ([Redacted]-)
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official
He’s going to the train station
Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
If you want to summon me, you need to throw someone’s homophobic uncle off a bridge and onto railroad tracks where he will be devoured by the tracks
Reminder that gas prices in the US are kept artificially low due to subsidies from the government which is one of the many ways that driving is subtly made to be more attractive than public transit in the US
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
In order of coolness
- Trains
- Motorcycles
- Bikes
- Bulldozers
- Boats
- Planes
- Cars
- Trucks
I made a thing
