Anonymous asked:
amtrak, I rode the train the other day; it was nice! although, I didn't see any lesbians :(
They were there, it’s hard to spot then sometimes though
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I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
I wonder if shrimp dream of public transportation or if that is a purely human thing
They just don’t have elaborate murders on the train anymore, it’s fucking tragic
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
- Lesbians
- Theatre
- Murder
- Journalistic Malpractice
- Revolutionary Sentiment
- Trains
- Subways
- New York
- Architecture
- Arson
- Creative Burnout
- Pastiche
- Shakespeare
- The physical manifestation of death
- Drag
- 24/7 Diners
- Transgenderism
- Desecration of burial grounds
- References to Oscar Wilde
- A shitty Quebecois
- And, a cozy cafe
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crowling3is3dead3 asked:
Do trains taste good and on a scale from 1 to 10 how nutritious are they compared to children?
Taste is a 1/10, but they are slightly healthier to eat the children because they are rich in iron
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward