Anonymous asked:

roses are red,

violets are blue,

i can’t tell if the claims are true,

sometimes i think,

‘yeah this is real’,

but at other times i don’t know how to feel,

often your posts seem like they could be

coming from a real train company,

but swearing, and now writing fanfiction too?

that just doesn’t seem like what amtrak would do.

now don’t get me wrong, i don’t mean to complain

your posts and your reblogs, they’re numbing my pain

so please continue to post silly things,

you have no idea the enjoyment it brings

but alas, i still really would like to know,

do you work for amtrak? for amtrak & co?

now this question is stupid, that’s plain to see,

but you see, amtrak official, i have ASD,

i am too autistic to tell, i’m afraid,

i can’t answer this question with the clues you have laid,

i’m socially stupid and i lack common sense,

so with each of your reblogs, my muscles all tense,

i just cant overcome the questions that plague me,

here are a few, just the ones i’ve asked lately:

‘is this tumblr fake or real?’

‘why do they praise the trains with such zeal?’

‘is this the passion of an amtrak employee?’

‘or is this a bored guy with adhd?’

‘would an amtrak train improve my travelling?’

‘or are they like our british ones, with dust and striking?’

anyway this ramble’s gone on for too long,

i need to go out now, i must end this song,

so please, dear tumblr, i beg, hear my plea,

answer, are you an amtrak employee?

Thank you for this beautiful poem, you have convinced me to be honest once again, I am just some guy with no connection to Amtrak