Why won't you just let me eat obscure bird eggs on the train
so what if it's the famed SECRET DODO EGG, who fucking cares if I give it to the chef to make an Omelette for me
I'm sorry...
That would be worth HOW MUCH???
Mr. Chef, come back here with my damn egg, I have to sell it to the fucking Field Museum
I am so fucking annoyed, I accidentally lost the progress on my list of advocacy groups
Would this:
“Hi, I’m [Redacted] and I am here to talk about trains and urban design, as you can possibly tell I’m autistic as sin”
be a good introduction?
If Tumblr is making bad business decisions let me try my hand at some,
FROM NOW ON ALL TRAINS WILL BE FILLED WITH HORNETS
But, if you pay us 5.83 a month, we’ll put you in a special train car without any hornets
In order of coolness
Catrak
Wow, it finally happened
Wooo!!!
I have decided that my follower count reaching 40,000 is directly tied to Biden dropping out of the race
They just don’t have elaborate murders on the train anymore, it’s fucking tragic
Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
Anonymous asked:
Stumbled upon this post tumblr.com/amtrak-official/756979579402452992 while looking for a different one and had to do a double take. It is insane to see a blog with amtrak in its name make the same argument that is made against amtrak year after year, namely that "you are … paying a company that can't manage its own finances to stay afloat." Support or oppose tumblrs push to become user-funded for whatever reasons you like, but don't push such obviously misguided arguments.
Amtrak is a federal service, it should have no expectation of profitability, tumblr is a private corporation with no connection to the government. That right there is a massive difference
