Anonymous asked:
amtrak nsfw blog?
amtrak-official answered:
No
Show us the trussy
locomotussy
Shut the fuck up
Anonymous asked:
do you support trains rights?
Girl, I am trains
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official
If Tumblr is making bad business decisions let me try my hand at some,
FROM NOW ON ALL TRAINS WILL BE FILLED WITH HORNETS
But, if you pay us 5.83 a month, we’ll put you in a special train car without any hornets
They call New York the city that never sleeps because I stole all the music boxes and now nobody there can get sleepy
Anonymous asked:
WAIT YOU'RE A GAY MAN??????? I ALWAYS GOT BUTCH LESBIAN VIBES FROM YOU. Good for you in any case tho.
I mean thank you but how do you get butch vibes from someone you’ve never seen
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
muggedmoth asked:
amtrak will u accept my hand in marriage
No, your tie is ugly, good bye
Do not trust me on this
10 hour ride Train BUT there is a Barbershop Quartet performing the entire Beatles discography in chronological order and you can’t leave the train car
I have come to summon the trans catgirls of tumblr, and I come bearing a gift
If you accept my gift, please grant me a fraction of your power to open a new train line
