"I could fix him", I say referring to the man driving from Chicago to New York
He should be on the train
Gender is a scary mistake, but you know what isn’t a scary mistake and existential threat to all of us?
Trains!!
Do rich weirdos still go to the theatre and the operahouse and the ballet
We could make things better, or we could fight online about whether or not in our perfect post-capitalism post revolution future we should tear out every single railroad on the North American Continent.
This is a real “debate” I have seen on tumblr
Budget Airlines are proof that if you make service shitty enough, people will come to use it
I Stare off into the distance, my eyes widen in fear, a Gong can be heard clashing. I blink for a moment and speak
“An autistic boy now has a special interest in planes, we must mourn our fallen comrade”
This is my train company and I am going to throw rats at any and all passengers with no regard for their safety
Anonymous asked:
questions I’ve always wanted answered by a verifiable source:
- does pineapple belong on pizza?
- were the moon landings staged, and if yes, how?
- will tinfoil hats protect me from government control?
- is the earth flat?
- what’s my gender?
(asked to other reputable blogs such as @post-uwuifer )
Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
knightraptor asked:
Is this a chugga chugga choo choo or a chugga chugga woo woo household?
Choo Choo
I think that the girls should ride the train to Manhattan, get on the Staten Island Ferry, and just start illegally building Quadplexes in people’s yards
