"I could fix him", I say referring to the man driving from Chicago to New York
He should be on the train
...getting his back blown out by some guy he met on the train 20 minutes ago
We can also give him a nice glass of chardonnay
Anonymous asked:
questions I’ve always wanted answered by a verifiable source:
- does pineapple belong on pizza?
- were the moon landings staged, and if yes, how?
- will tinfoil hats protect me from government control?
- is the earth flat?
- what’s my gender?
(asked to other reputable blogs such as @post-uwuifer )
