This is my train company and I am going to throw rats at any and all passengers with no regard for their safety
Will they teach me to cook or any other skills by pulling on my hair and controlling me?
He makes you buy model trains
I Stare off into the distance, my eyes widen in fear, a Gong can be heard clashing. I blink for a moment and speak
“An autistic boy now has a special interest in planes, we must mourn our fallen comrade”
I think that the girls should ride the train to Manhattan, get on the Staten Island Ferry, and just start illegally building Quadplexes in people’s yards
Hey, I have the Ocarina of Time Soundtrack on my phone, bitch
Girls , you need to get weirder
Gender is a scary mistake, but you know what isn’t a scary mistake and existential threat to all of us?
Trains!!
Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point
“I could fix him”, I say referring to the man driving from Chicago to New York
When I get a laptop here will be my order of things I need to do
I’m just going to start referring to famous celebrities as one hit wonders even when they are known for a lot of songs
miss-sagemoon asked:
how many roundabouts is too many roundabouts
12
