Anonymous asked:
Is amtrak (official) ace?
amtrak-official answered:
Trains are ace
I am a gay man*
if trains are ace then why do they want so many people inside of them
It’s not a sex thing
Girls , you need to get weirder
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official
Anonymous asked:
What's your favourite bird?
Sparrow, they are fun to draw
Anonymous asked:
If you're a gay man, where's your bf? Is a train your bf?
I wish I had a boyfriend ):
knightraptor asked:
Is this a chugga chugga choo choo or a chugga chugga woo woo household?
Choo Choo
Anonymous asked:
WAIT YOU'RE A GAY MAN??????? I ALWAYS GOT BUTCH LESBIAN VIBES FROM YOU. Good for you in any case tho.
I mean thank you but how do you get butch vibes from someone you’ve never seen
Talking to kids can be painful because they will just call a diesel or an electric train a choo choo train when those aren’t the trains that go choo choo
Anonymous asked:
If infinite monkeys typing on infinite computers can write the entirety of Shakespeare why can one crackhead squirrel not paint Van Gogh?
It has no oil paints
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
