Sad! A drug addicted Squirrel could not paint the Mona Lisa
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Socialism and Train Autism are very compatible
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official
Here comes the son
Dododo
Here comes the son
Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point
Talking to kids can be painful because they will just call a diesel or an electric train a choo choo train when those aren’t the trains that go choo choo
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward
Stardew Valley but the town is a real town which makes sense
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
Walking down the street wearing a big sign reading:
“I have the Right Of Way and You Don’t, I Will Always Have it ,And You Never Will, Even if I Jaywalk, So Fuck You and your $20,000 Truck”
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