Anonymous asked:

Is amtrak (official) ace?

amtrak-official answered:

Trains are ace

I am a gay man*

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

if trains are ace then why do they want so many people inside of them

[amtrak-official]

It's not a sex thing

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

is it a kink thing then? a vore thing? are the trains unbirthing people huh????

[amtrak-official]

It's not a kink thing either

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

then bestie what is it. are they just normal hungry

[amtrak-official]

Genuine Kindness

[fungal-boy-witch-yay]

it’s just like the bacteria in our gut they just exist in us without being kinky ya know

[amtrak-official]

Bad example, have you ever met a gut bacteria?

[fungal-boy-witch-yay]

no I haven’t, I just assumed they help with digestion

[amtrak-official]

I mean they do, just not for the best reasons

[ahandfullofbees]

So, it's a kink thing for the gut bacteria?

[amtrak-official]

Tragically, yes