Talking to kids can be painful because they will just call a diesel or an electric train a choo choo train when those aren’t the trains that go choo choo
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official
Anonymous asked:
WAIT YOU'RE A GAY MAN??????? I ALWAYS GOT BUTCH LESBIAN VIBES FROM YOU. Good for you in any case tho.
I mean thank you but how do you get butch vibes from someone you’ve never seen
Anonymous asked:
Is amtrak (official) ace?
Trains are ace
I am a gay man*
Girls , you need to get weirder
knightraptor asked:
Is this a chugga chugga choo choo or a chugga chugga woo woo household?
Choo Choo
Anonymous asked:
What's your favourite bird?
Sparrow, they are fun to draw
Here comes the son
Dododo
Here comes the son
Anonymous asked:
If infinite monkeys typing on infinite computers can write the entirety of Shakespeare why can one crackhead squirrel not paint Van Gogh?
It has no oil paints
Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point