Anonymous asked:
WAIT YOU'RE A GAY MAN??????? I ALWAYS GOT BUTCH LESBIAN VIBES FROM YOU. Good for you in any case tho.
I mean thank you but how do you get butch vibes from someone you’ve never seen
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#asksAnonymous asked:
If you're a gay man, where's your bf? Is a train your bf?
I wish I had a boyfriend ):
Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point
Talking to kids can be painful because they will just call a diesel or an electric train a choo choo train when those aren’t the trains that go choo choo
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official
Anonymous asked:
Is amtrak (official) ace?
Trains are ace
I am a gay man*
I Stare off into the distance, my eyes widen in fear, a Gong can be heard clashing. I blink for a moment and speak
“An autistic boy now has a special interest in planes, we must mourn our fallen comrade”
Girls , you need to get weirder
Anonymous asked:
do you support trains rights?
Girl, I am trains
Anonymous asked:
amtrak nsfw blog?
No