Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point
Anonymous asked:
If infinite monkeys typing on infinite computers can write the entirety of Shakespeare why can one crackhead squirrel not paint Van Gogh?
It has no oil paints
Anonymous asked:
If you're a gay man, where's your bf? Is a train your bf?
I wish I had a boyfriend ):
knightraptor asked:
Is this a chugga chugga choo choo or a chugga chugga woo woo household?
Choo Choo
New Conspiracy Theory, Portland, OR isn’t real, it’s actually just part of Seattle
Anonymous asked:
WAIT YOU'RE A GAY MAN??????? I ALWAYS GOT BUTCH LESBIAN VIBES FROM YOU. Good for you in any case tho.
I mean thank you but how do you get butch vibes from someone you’ve never seen
Sad! A drug addicted Squirrel could not paint the Mona Lisa
I would be a great father, All I would need to do is take my kids to the zoo semi frequently and take an active role in their life and I would be the favorite dad so quickly
Chugga Chugga Choo Choo goes the old Steam Train
This is my train company and I am going to throw rats at any and all passengers with no regard for their safety
Tumblr loves him
The autism is severe
He’s been a model one time
He’s not very grim
He was in contact with a Van Gogh I fear
I can’t think of a rhyme
And the secret service hates him
It’s tumblr user Amtrak Official