Anonymous asked:
If infinite monkeys typing on infinite computers can write the entirety of Shakespeare why can one crackhead squirrel not paint Van Gogh?
It has no oil paints
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Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point
Anonymous asked:
Is amtrak (official) ace?
Trains are ace
I am a gay man*
Talking to kids can be painful because they will just call a diesel or an electric train a choo choo train when those aren’t the trains that go choo choo
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
When people say that cities are the real polluters, I kinda want to laugh at them