i think more people should be scared of cars
Cars should fear me, I have the Right Of way, no matter if I am on a train or a pedestrian, I always have it, and they can’t take from me
Anonymous asked:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
i can’t tell if the claims are true,
sometimes i think,
‘yeah this is real’,
but at other times i don’t know how to feel,
often your posts seem like they could be
coming from a real train company,
but swearing, and now writing fanfiction too?
that just doesn’t seem like what amtrak would do.
now don’t get me wrong, i don’t mean to complain
your posts and your reblogs, they’re numbing my pain
so please continue to post silly things,
you have no idea the enjoyment it brings
but alas, i still really would like to know,
do you work for amtrak? for amtrak & co?
now this question is stupid, that’s plain to see,
but you see, amtrak official, i have ASD,
i am too autistic to tell, i’m afraid,
i can’t answer this question with the clues you have laid,
i’m socially stupid and i lack common sense,
so with each of your reblogs, my muscles all tense,
i just cant overcome the questions that plague me,
here are a few, just the ones i’ve asked lately:
‘is this tumblr fake or real?’
‘why do they praise the trains with such zeal?’
‘is this the passion of an amtrak employee?’
‘or is this a bored guy with adhd?’
‘would an amtrak train improve my travelling?’
‘or are they like our british ones, with dust and striking?’
anyway this ramble’s gone on for too long,
i need to go out now, i must end this song,
so please, dear tumblr, i beg, hear my plea,
answer, are you an amtrak employee?
