Catrak
Thas a bus, I’m a train
xarvious asked:
Amtrak, what have you done?
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In order of coolness
- Trains
- Motorcycles
- Bikes
- Bulldozers
- Boats
- Planes
- Cars
- Trucks
Interviewing George Bush,
“How the fuck do you sleep at night after all you have done, don’t you just wish that you could get hit by a train and stop having to worry about the consequences of your actions?”
I press a button on a remote
“Well great news, we redirected a train directly towards your house, it’s coming for you <3, now stay still you fucking bastard”
Riding the trolley