Horrible thought:
The weird old vampire on the ceiling of the train could be straight
miss-sagemoon asked:
how many roundabouts is too many roundabouts
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Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
I feel like people don’t take into account that all of my posts have a specific voice they are meant to be read in, I can’t tell you what it is for any post in particular, but just be aware, if a post doesn’t hit right, it’s because you are reading it in the wring voice
Whenever someone insults me, I know it’s not because of any flaws of mine, but rather their own jealousy over me getting to pet a river otter
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A parking lot
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atmosphericwrites asked:
love that you’re being quoted in some random bored panda article now—
Send me the article now!
Would centaurs be included under the ADA, because on one hand being half horse isn’t a disability really but on the other hand they are so long they might not fit in normal elevators and too tall for most buildings and doorways, meaning they would have a hard time navigating the world without accommodations
Is it really a gay bar if it isn’t in a walkable historic neighborhoods with good transit access?
Anonymous asked:
Hey, what's your name
I can’t say that online, that’s dangerous