Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
Also there is the whole Garlic issue
Tell me, Amtrak Official, why would garlic be an issue for a vampiric train conductor? What kind of train conductor comes into contact with gralic every day?
Both Lesbians and Asexuals frequent the trains
Eek!
A parking lot
Anonymous asked:
Hwrassydonyiu think of ytains
Ahh, I see, I must kill the Prime Minister
Horrible thought:
The weird old vampire on the ceiling of the train could be straight
I feel like people don’t take into account that all of my posts have a specific voice they are meant to be read in, I can’t tell you what it is for any post in particular, but just be aware, if a post doesn’t hit right, it’s because you are reading it in the wring voice
What should I make as a stamp next?
Anonymous asked:
Hey, what's your name
I can’t say that online, that’s dangerous
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
