Interview with the Vampire? Why am I interviewing a Vampire, I am trying to hire a fucking train Conductor, they need to be able to come out during the day
Also there is the whole Garlic issue
Tell me, Amtrak Official, why would garlic be an issue for a vampiric train conductor? What kind of train conductor comes into contact with gralic every day?
Both Lesbians and Asexuals frequent the trains
Stereotypes? I am referring very reaL and not at all made up Lesbian Garlic trafficking ring in the north eastern united states
