New Conspiracy Theory, Portland, OR isn’t real, it’s actually just part of Seattle
Anonymous asked:
Is amtrak (official) ace?
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Oh I’m sorry your train was delayed, I guess you’ll just have to stay in your quaint cottage by the ocean in a mysterious village that has been forgotten for a century for the next couple of days, the train is bound to show up again at some point
A train ride could be a dating Sim if you aren’t a coward
What do you mean “people” need “windows” in their “apartments”
Trains are ace
I am a gay man*
“You couldn’t waterboard this out of me”
Skill issue, you could get it out of me, WITHOUT waterboarding, I’m a talkative bitch who can’t keep a secret for the life of him
“The draft is evil”
This could either be
- A writer complaining about the physical pain that their writing is causing them
- An editor explaining to a writer that their work is shit
- A leftist political statement from 1969 that is still relevant today
I made a thing
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
What am I expected to do with thsi
If you can’t afford stained glass windows for your home, consider,
CRACK COCAINE
