The official tumblr of amtrak โ€” what do you think is a reasonable fuel for fantasy...

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
crowofwisdom

Anonymous asked:

what do you think is a reasonable fuel for fantasy trains?

amtrak-official answered:

Wood/Coal for steam are realistic but Wizard Corpses is a funny answer

batshua

Wait, are we killing the wizards to power the train, or just collecting already-dead wizards?

amtrak-official

Both <3<3

crowofwisdom

why not use heat metal on a normal steam engines boiler tubes

it’s a more renewable heat source than burning wizards

amtrak-official

The Wizards don’t get burnt, that would be wasteful, they are crushed and turned into a fine powder that can boil water instantaneously for hours