Anonymous asked:
what do you think is a reasonable fuel for fantasy trains?
amtrak-official answered:
Wood/Coal for steam are realistic but Wizard Corpses is a funny answer
Wait, are we killing the wizards to power the train, or just collecting already-dead wizards?
Both <3<3
why not use heat metal on a normal steam engines boiler tubes
it’s a more renewable heat source than burning wizards
The Wizards don't get burnt, that would be wasteful, they are crushed and turned into a fine powder that can boil water instantaneously for hours
Employee note: it is forbidden to snort the powdered wizard corpse!
It makes you so off your rockers that you start speaking old high German
