Resume
job application approved
I am going to eat the tax returns
Not before I can!
Give those back! I am going to be the one to put this company into disrepute
guys corporate tax returns are large and you both have access to a copier.
I ate the wires in the Copier after my interview
Anonymous asked:
amtrak, I rode the train the other day; it was nice! although, I didn't see any lesbians :(
They were there, it’s hard to spot then sometimes though
ashhole0-0 asked:
i feel like this is a blog run by a highschooler not actual amtrack. i dont know why i feel this way i just have a hunch
The story I am making will have something for everyone, its gonna have:
I find it funny that I can say anything on this website without using a source until it implies that rural people aren’t perfect and actually do in fact harm the environment significantly
Anonymous asked:
Why is the houston to san antonio train only in the night
Because it is part of a longer train route which is scheduled to have it start and end in the day time
I want there to be the full scope of human emotions in my writinh
From I am going to kill the author to I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THE FUCKING AUTHOR IF ITS THE LAST GOD DAMNED THING I DO!!
Riding the trolley
Imagine if a board game was incredibly boring
Folk Music is like if Country music was fun and socialist
Anonymous asked:
Thank you genuinely for being one of the healthiest blogs on here
Huh, I am not mentally well at all
