Rating Ivy League and Ivy Adjacent Universities
- UPenn
- Cornell
- UChicago
- Stanford
- California Berkeley
- MIT
- Carnegie Mellon
- Dartmouth
- Brown
- Vanderbilt
- Yale
- Columbia
- Princeton
- Harvard
- Duke
Literally nothing but,
UPenn, I like Philadelphia and it seems nice, I have no qualms honestly
Cornell, the most forgettable Ivy, this is good
UChicago, they sent me a fuck ton of letters in high school
Stanford, they have a Caltrain Station
California Berkeley, what is an Ivy League University was public (but still awful)
MIT, has an actual point possibly
Carnegie Mellon, I have no thoughts on it
Dartmouth, I hate New Hampshire
Brown, literally nobody knows anything about them but they are still forced to remember it
Vanderbilt, I hate robber barons
Yale, Columbia, Princeton, and Harvard are self explainatory
Duke, killed a light rail project for no real reason









