The official tumblr of amtrak — The older woman has spotted the second mantis and...

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A city girl can be found in a gay bar on Tuesday nights

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She is hitting on the older woman in a fur coat eating olives out of a tin

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The City Girl is drinking her 3rd Margarita on the rocks of the evening and has decided to give the older woman the extra key to her Apartment with a note saying to meet her there. This does not work.

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She found a praying mantis in the women's restroom, she has elected to capture it and give it to the older woman as a show of her love

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The older woman has eaten the mantis

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Update: THE CITY GIRL HAS FOUND ANOTHER MANTIS!!!

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It was next to a copy of Progress and Poverty by Henry George in a jar with airholes poked into the lid. The jar and book were both on top of the karaoke machine

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The older woman has spotted the second mantis and is now sprinting across the bar and leaping over tables to eat it