A city girl can be found in a gay bar on Tuesday nights
She is hitting on the older woman in a fur coat eating olives out of a tin
The City Girl is drinking her 3rd Margarita on the rocks of the evening and has decided to give the older woman the extra key to her Apartment with a note saying to meet her there. This does not work.
She found a praying mantis in the women's restroom, she has elected to capture it and give it to the older woman as a show of her love
The older woman has eaten the mantis
Update: THE CITY GIRL HAS FOUND ANOTHER MANTIS!!!
It was next to a copy of Progress and Poverty by Henry George in a jar with airholes poked into the lid. The jar and book were both on top of the karaoke machine
The older woman has spotted the second mantis and is now sprinting across the bar and leaping over tables to eat it
The city girl has not noticed this as she is flipping through the list of karaoke songs while holding the mantis jar reminiscing about her old pet mantis back in 2007
After 45 minutes of flipping through the songs, she has elected to sing Life on Mars by David Bowie, as she has every day for the past 2 months
She does not have a good David bowie impression
Or any real singing capabilities, it's quite sad
The older woman as a vocal instructor for 25 years has had enough, she throws an olive at the city girl and passionately kisses her
