I am now a proud defender of Minneapolis and will no longer refer to it as St.Paul-Minneapolis
Now I will start calling Dallas, the Fort Worth-Dallas Metroplex and New York City, Brooklyn and the other 4 boroughs
Walz is the VP nominee, as a result, I am changing the icon
I made a thing
Anonymous asked:
Aurora Borealis. At this time of day, in this part of the website, localized entirely within your profile picture
Yes
Oh yeah, the whole internet thing doesn’t affect Amtrak because it runs off Linux, I forgot about that fact
If Tumblr is making bad business decisions let me try my hand at some,
FROM NOW ON ALL TRAINS WILL BE FILLED WITH HORNETS
But, if you pay us 5.83 a month, we’ll put you in a special train car without any hornets
I will never not bring up the fact that current mayor of New York, Eric Adam’s believes that he was sent by God to be mayor and therefore has the divine right of king Mayor
Because like why would I not talk about that, it’s horrifying and hilarious
It is time to feed the asexuals
Go and eat my children:
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Chicago is an Island City
