Anonymous asked:

Can we get more high speed rail, please and thank you

ms-dot answered:

Yes, but, you have to let a billionaire who has no idea what he’s doing design it.

amtrak-official

I will surgically remove each of your bones and rearrange them into the shape of US Supreme Court Justice Sameul Alitos face and then drain every drop of blood from your body and pour it into the Ohio river before lighting what remains of your Corpse on fire with a lithium ion battery if you do this

ms-dot

...ok DoE come pick me up im scared

norfolk-bastard

i could design it instead 😈

amtrak-official

I will surgically remove each of your bones and rearrange them into the shape of US Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ face and then drain every drop of blood from your body and pour it into the Chicago river. Once that is completed I string every Muscle in your body till a fabric is formed before stitching it into a cross stitch of the Chilean constitution before lighting what remains of your corpse on fire with a lithium ion battery if you do this.