I’ve kinda grown tired of the whole trainfuckers bit and am just going to start ignoring asks and @s in relation to the trainfucking nonsense. This Friday will be the last time I involve myself in the fighting the trainfucking fandom, so be sure to enjoy it
poly-mechanisms asked:
i cant believe you hate. gay sex
let me fuck my train in peace
I love gay sex, all train sex is straight sex and also evil
the-writings-of-a-mad-foxgirl asked:
What's the furthest you've made it into a Friday without someone trying to fuck a train?
An hour
barmy-demon asked:
Amtrak may you rest well tonight and think of tain’s being fucked while travelling through rainbow wormholes
Now you train fucking bastards want to shoot my trains into a worm hole, how fucking dare you
snakeborsch asked:
I don't understand. Did you not know about trainfuckers before joining the eroticism of the machine website? Or were you forced at gatepoint?
I knew there would be a few, but the sheer amount of them has been startling
actually the amtrak trains ARE fuckin and suckin sloppy style thats why they want you to ride them under the mistletoe. whats not clicking.
Trains don’t have sex, don’t make out and most certainly do not want to do any of that with a human
gargoylegirlcock asked:
trains fuck nasty style every day and there's nothing you can do about it
They don’t, you make things up
HAPPY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY!!! We did it folks made it through another week!
This week I learnt how to schedule these!!
Don’t you dare, it is a cruel act
black-cat-killjoy asked:
Just a heads up there WILL be many trains fucked today. Have a nice friday!
Not if I have anything to say about it, because this blog would be incredibly bloody if we dealt with all of you swiftly.
